if you like me you must not know who I am
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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