It's Friday. Sex?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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