come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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