nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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