Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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