dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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