I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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