is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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