What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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