the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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