I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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