I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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