Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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