Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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