What did we do last night that was yellow?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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