Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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