yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
