At least make sure they are 18
Why
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The feeling are messing with the penis
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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