dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it because I queefed?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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