Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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