I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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