god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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