redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Everyone says I win the strip club
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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