Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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