Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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