Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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