he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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