what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my shit smells like andre
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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