I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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