I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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