This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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