Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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