WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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