just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i think i have two assholes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
