you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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