he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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