He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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