doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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