no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
there is glitter all over my balls
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