Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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