How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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