Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
