: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
