Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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