I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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