Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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