It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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