Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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