even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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