Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
When are your genitals available?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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