we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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