This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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