I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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