Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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